Icelandic school set out to explain everything there is to know about elves, gnomes and hidden people

Apparently, Calgary is a smallish town when it comes to elves.

That was the instant analysisdelivered on Mondayby MagnusSkarphedinsson, the headmaster of the Elf School. It's a Reykjavik think tank of sorts that is the go-to institution to learn about elves, hidden people, gnomes, dwarfs, fairies, trolls, mountain spirits and other mythicalnature spirits and beings in Iceland and around the world.

Skarphedinsson spoke Monday to Paul Karchut on the Calgary Eyeopeneron Monday, revealing an impressive array of elf data.

There are apparently 16 to 17 different kinds,which come in a variety of sizes,rangingfrom tiny (the three centimetre flower elf) tohouse elves (15 to 18 cm) to smallish (30 to 50 cm) all the way up to the largest: hidden people, who are human-sized, but alasexist in another dimension.

Skarphedinssonlaunched the Elf School about 30 years ago. It essentially consists of a pair of two-hourlectures bySkarphedinsson, who, somewhat ironically,admits to never having met an elf himself.

"I've never seen those but I've studied the history," he said.

He claims to have met with more than 900 Icelanderswho have "seen and met and talked with elves and hidden people in Iceland or have had a long friendship with them," according to the Elf Schoolwebsite.

Throw in speaking with more than 500 foreigners from more than 40 countries around the world, and the fact that Skarphedinsson is also one of the leaders of the Paranormal Foundation of Iceland, and you have a think tank quite unlike any other.

"I'm convinced that witnesses aretelling the truth. There's no doubt in my mind. None," he said.

While elves sound as if they're prominent in Iceland, Skarphedinssoninsists they can be found in just about every town and country, if you're willing to believe.

"Elves are everywhere," he said.

"You could describe the climate and the landscape and the soil and the temperature and everything and I could tell you what sort of elves would be living there."

So what kind of elves live in Calgary, a medium-sized prairie city located near the Rockieswith high altitude, low winter temperatures and fertile soil that producespotatoes and corn, askedKarchut.

"They should be small elves 30 to 50 centimetrestall," Skarphedinsson said, adding that there should also be a few hidden people hiding out in other dimensions.

Elf backstory

According to Britannica.com, elves originatedfrom German folklore. They were spirits who were diminutive versions of people light and dark elveswhose notable characteristics were mischief and volatility.

• Elf mythology

"They were believed at various times and in various regions to cause diseases in humans and cattle, to sit upon the breast of a sleeper and give him bad dreams (the German word for nightmare isAlpdrcken,or "elf-pressure"), and to steal human children and substitutechangelings (deformed or weak elf orfairychildren)," according to the website.

Elves in pop culture

Despite their diminutive stature, elves have played an outsized role in pop culture, fromthe Lord of the Ringsfranchise to Will Ferrell'sunforgettable Buddy the Elf in what is arguably the greatest Christmas film ever, Elf, to Elf on the Shelf, which spent a few holiday seasons flying off shelves everywhere, beginning in 2011.

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So what is it about elves that has long fascinated humans?

"They are so nice and so helpful. They are all living in their area. They aremore honest than humans," Skarphedinsson said.

And perhaps, at a time of year when everyone is looking for a reason to renew their faith in someone, or something: "They are so very, very nice."

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With files from theCalgary Eyeopener.