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Posted: 2020-07-13T21:54:49Z | Updated: 2020-07-13T21:54:49Z

Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. So each week, we round up the most hilarious quips via Twitter from parents to spread the joy.

Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more!

Look, I dropped my 8yos Lego plane and had to put it back together exactly how he made it so dont tell me I dont know what stress feels like

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Look, I dropped my 8yos Lego plane and had to put it back together exactly how he made it so dont tell me I dont know what stress feels like

MumInBits (@MumInBits) July 9, 2020

Normal day as a parent: Cooking, cleaning, & carpooling

Your birthday as a parent: Cooking, cleaning, carpooling, & cake

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Normal day as a parent: Cooking, cleaning, & carpooling

Your birthday as a parent: Cooking, cleaning, carpooling, & cake

Jessie (@mommajessiec) July 7, 2020

Sure your own kids are annoying, but have you ever met other peoples kids?

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Sure your own kids are annoying, but have you ever met other peoples kids?

WTFDAD (@daddydoubts) July 4, 2020

It's just not a real family road trip until you are all packed and get halfway down the driveway... without one of your children.

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It's just not a real family road trip until you are all packed and get halfway down the driveway... without one of your children.

Divergent Mama (@Divergentmama) July 7, 2020

have kids so you can fondly remember how quiet your life used to be

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have kids so you can fondly remember how quiet your life used to be

That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) July 8, 2020

Me: *being lowered into grave*

My kids: Can you take us to McDonalds?

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Me: *being lowered into grave*

My kids: Can you take us to McDonalds?

Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) July 7, 2020

Soooo I decided to cut my son's hair, and he's now innocently walking around not knowing he looks like Joe Exotic.

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Soooo I decided to cut my son's hair, and he's now innocently walking around not knowing he looks like Joe Exotic.

Marcy G (@BunAndLeggings) July 7, 2020

With amusement parks, zoos, movie theaters and more closed, camping is one of the last family-friendly activities you can safely do. Still, no thanks.

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With amusement parks, zoos, movie theaters and more closed, camping is one of the last family-friendly activities you can safely do. Still, no thanks.

Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) July 8, 2020

Me, yelling to kids: Stop YELLING AT EACH OTHER!

I may be a hypocrite, but Im a self-aware hypocrite, dammit. And apparently a loud one.

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Me, yelling to kids: Stop YELLING AT EACH OTHER!

I may be a hypocrite, but Im a self-aware hypocrite, dammit. And apparently a loud one.

Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) July 9, 2020

My 4 year old just got mad at me for not calling myself the Best Mom in the World, so if youre looking for a life coach wholl scream at you until you believe in yourself, have I got a recommendation for you.

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My 4 year old just got mad at me for not calling myself the Best Mom in the World, so if youre looking for a life coach wholl scream at you until you believe in yourself, have I got a recommendation for you.

Arianna Bradford (@TheNYAMProject) July 9, 2020

Listening to my 9yo talk is exactly like watching an episode of drunk history

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Listening to my 9yo talk is exactly like watching an episode of drunk history

Professional Worrier (@pro_worrier_) July 9, 2020

When your kid asks for waffles and you make them waffles but they cry because they dont want waffles so you make them cereal and then they scream when you eat their waffles thats called a 2020

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When your kid asks for waffles and you make them waffles but they cry because they dont want waffles so you make them cereal and then they scream when you eat their waffles thats called a 2020

Vision Bored (@VisionBored1) July 4, 2020

My kids are halfway through the day that they can't use the internet. Sources* say no one has ever suffered this much in the history of the world.

* my kids

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My kids are halfway through the day that they can't use the internet. Sources* say no one has ever suffered this much in the history of the world.

* my kids

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Optimists see the cup half-full.

Pessimists see the cup half-empty.

Parents of toddlers see the cup spilled all over the floor.

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Optimists see the cup half-full.

Pessimists see the cup half-empty.

Parents of toddlers see the cup spilled all over the floor.

A Bearer Of Dad News (@HomeWithPeanut) July 9, 2020

Im gonna need another vacation after my family vacation because a family vacation is no vacation at all

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Im gonna need another vacation after my family vacation because a family vacation is no vacation at all

Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) July 10, 2020

6: hey mom why dont you go sit down and relax

Me: awesome thanks

*2 minutes later*

6: hey mom lets write down a list of things you need to relax

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6: hey mom why dont you go sit down and relax

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6: hey mom lets write down a list of things you need to relax

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My daughter asked me what marriage was like and I nodded and said that sounded great. Then she asked me if I was even listening.

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My daughter asked me what marriage was like and I nodded and said that sounded great. Then she asked me if I was even listening.

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One nice thing about working with all women is I had to pump during a 4 hour Zoom call today and everyone was like Fire up those tits and lets keep going I AM PARAPHRASING BUT IT WAS COOL/CHILL.

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Bess Kalb (@bessbell) July 7, 2020

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Bored so Ive decided to convince my 12yo that zebras are just stripy horses.

Sara Says Stop (@PetrickSara) July 5, 2020

6-year-old: I'm throwing a party in my room!

Me: Awesome! I'll be right up.

6: Sorry. We're full.

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6-year-old: I'm throwing a party in my room!

Me: Awesome! I'll be right up.

6: Sorry. We're full.

James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) July 6, 2020

The kids are not fans of Veruca Salt. They're currently yelling at the Willy Wonka movie \"You just can't get everything you want, that's not how it works?!\"

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The kids are not fans of Veruca Salt. They're currently yelling at the Willy Wonka movie "You just can't get everything you want, that's not how it works?!"

jnyemb (@jnyemb) July 5, 2020

[6 AM]

Child: Can mermaids have a seafood allergy?

Me [rubbing temples]: its too early for this

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[6 AM]

Child: Can mermaids have a seafood allergy?

Me [rubbing temples]: its too early for this

Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) July 6, 2020