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(my dog from the back seat) hey you ran that grey light
you spend so long trying to think of a name for your cat only to end up calling them for god's sake and please stop."
"Trying to convince my boyfriend that we could solve the problems between our two cats by getting a third cat"
WHAT'S HAPPENING
"everyones cat is gen alpha"
"The Snickerdoodle is the most sarcastic of the dog breeds"
"There is no reason my appliance or television needs an internet connection."
"Does anyone else talk to animals like they are going to respond?"
Every new fact I learn about Tim Walz is like he once donated his lifes savings to buying a puppy hearing aids
"Hey (with the intention of using you to get to your dog)"
"the childless cat lady rhetoric is deeply alienating. some of us are childless dog ladies."