10 Halloween Costumes Perfect For Fun-Loving Middle-Aged Couples

Halloween . The one night of the year when it’s totally acceptable to be inappropriate and downright hilarious. For midlifers, it’s your one chance to throw caution to the wind, shock your kids and your neighbors and dress up however you want. We say, go big or go home.

Whether it’s nostalgia or just a little humor you prefer, we found the best costumes to rock one of our favorite holidays later this month.

Middle-Aged Barbie And Midlife Crisis Ken

When your costume isn’t all that far from reality... 

Total Boobs

Their kids will probably have nightmares for years to come.

The Emoji Couple 

Flo From Progressive And Jake From State Farm 

LOL. 

Netflix And Chill

Down with the lingo.

Kathy Bates And James Caan In “Misery”

Creepy... but also epic.

Wine And Cheese 

Keepin’ it classy.

Hugh Hefner And His Playboy Bunnies

This will haunt your kids forever.

Lucy And Ricky

Or Fred and Ethel for the bickering couple.

“A Christmas Story” Leg Lamp 

 Hey, if you’ve got it, flaunt it.