The world is full of realists and romantics. Romantics get one day a year to indulge their sentimental sides with candy hearts, long-stemmed roses, giant teddy bears and other cheesy gifts .

Unfortunately, theres no Realist Appreciation Day, but anti-Valentines Day gifts come pretty darn close to the spirit. Thats why weve rounded up some painfully-accurate, too-real gifts to give the folks in your life who really dont want to be caught in Cupids line of fire.

Below are 33 anti-Valentines Day gifts perfect for people who despise Valentines Day:

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