If you are secretly in love with me and want to date me, now is the time to tell me b/c I have to tell my boss if I need a plus one for our holiday party by noon

— Katie Gilbreath (@katiesue137) November 8, 2018

Why are girls like "Its getting cold out I need a boyfriend to keep me warm" Um, no..You can buy a coat like the rest of the single people.

— sierra (@blackoutsierra) September 17, 2012

its cuffing* season

*smiling with chapped lips and bleeding a little

— jaboukie young-white (@jaboukie) October 18, 2018

The scariest haunted house is just all the dudes you swiped left on in your DMs asking when they can take you out

— Kara (@thedryginger) October 25, 2018

I dont want a boyfriend but I do want someone to take photos of me pouting while I drink apple cider in my finest knitwear.

— Emily Murnane (@emily_murnane) October 21, 2018

To every guy getting the cuffing season feels right now, DO NOT FALL FOR THAT! Come april, you will be sitting at cheesecake factory with a $100 bill in your hands while getting yelled at for liking a girls insta pic thinking, how tf did i get here #ItsATrap

— Tony Harpel (@TonyHarpel) November 29, 2017

At some point I messaged 15 tinder matches "pumpkin spice and chill?" so clearly I'm not in a good place to think rn

— The Classy Gay (@The_Classy_Gay) October 10, 2015

full disclosure: the only reason I start dating girls in the fall is so that i'll have someone who's obligated to watch the halloweentown movies with me

— Megan G (@HelloItsMeMegan) October 8, 2018

mariah gave us gtfo and ariana gave us thank u, next. they turned cuffing season into dump him season. I am pleased.

— Myles E. Johnson (@hausmuva) November 4, 2018

Me: I hate men I love being single
*weather drops below 70 degrees once*
Me: https://t.co/chQnbp1cwo

— AQ (@jayceekay16) October 20, 2017

The only reason I wanted to participate in cuffing season last year was to get boned to Christmas Eve by Justin Bieber lmfao

— Ash Tapp (@ashtapp) November 26, 2017

LADIES: it's getting chilly out there, I know, but let's put cuffing season on hold for a lil. Don't fall for a dumbass because you wanna cuddle with someone, they have body pillows for that shit...I know this because my bf prefers his body pillow over me when we're in bed

— Loriana Fierimonte (@LFierimonte) December 6, 2017

Cuffing season is a bust so i'm just going to rent myself out as a space heater.

— DomTheBombDotCom (@dominickatm1) November 8, 2018

Bein single cool until it get cold out and you gotta start cuddling your ankles

— Devontae (@JustDevontae) December 26, 2016

Yall aint slick shooting your shot

Its cold outside, which means its cuffing season, WHICH means you just wanna steal my hoodies.

I stay woke.

— Broderick Hunter (@BroderickHunter) December 1, 2017

Cuffing season? Nah fam. Its stuffing season. Dont try to date me unless youre made of mashed potatoes.

— jesse. (@TurnHOEver) November 3, 2018

Clearly I lost this cuffing season cause its already dark at 5:30 and Im not laid up

— Jordi (@jordynabrown) November 7, 2018

Cuffing season update: pic.twitter.com/JPRuJn3nb0

— Nigga was Courage cowardly? (@BigWillandChill) November 5, 2018

its cuffing season and all Im tryna do is find a boo thats ready to have all this unconditional love and be handcuffed

— zach (@Zachgtg) November 2, 2018

Has a guy ever tried just putting a pumpkin spice latte for his Tinder picture?

— Sammy Rhodes (@sammyrhodes) September 15, 2015

Not to be dramatic but the worst part of being single in the fall is that like nobody is gonna appreciate my vintage sweaters

— Jamie Lynn (@LamieJynn) October 2, 2018

Cuffing season is upon us and I have a better chance of being cuffed by a cop then a boo.

— Holden (@holden_2020) November 2, 2018

all i want for christmas is attention

— Cayleigh Maloye (@CAYLLLES) November 26, 2016