Confession: ninety-nine point nine percent of me is in love with Beyonce's new cover for Dazed & Confused magazine -- the Givenchy sweatshirt paired with a leopard-print bra underneath the sheer panel, the vibrant, high-waisted briefs, the ice cream dribbling down her speckled nails.

But the tiniest fraction of my tabloid-saturated self can't clear this image from my brain:

Sorry to Guerilla Gosselin you, but what do you think?

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