When I read that Chrissy Teigen recently had her breast implants removed , I was inspired to google images of my own tits.

Im on COVID-19 lockdown, so between rocking out to DJ Nices Club Quarantine and organizing Zoom playdates for my cat (who so doesnt care), I might have too much time on my hands. But theres actually a good reason for my intimate web search.

There they were: Images of my 20-year-old self, frolicking au naturel in a lake in my first movie role. There are also photos of me almost 30 years later in an episode of Two and a Half Men my breasts then double the size as they were in those first shots.