Dear Conservative Male Snowflakes: I'm Sorry My Dating Profile Hurts Your Fragile MaleEgo

Men, I am begging you: please stop using dating apps as debating apps.

I am a single, liberal, feminist woman, and Im not interested in dating a man who isnt likeminded. Instead of accidentally going on a bunch of first dates with Trump voters, Im pretty clear about my opinions on my dating profiles. I have a website where I sell anti-Trump t-shirts, with proceeds benefiting organizations directly impacted by his policies. Not only do I wear the shirts in two of my photos, I clearly state I own AbortMikePence.com , the site I sell the shirts on. I dont bring this up because I want to debate politics, I bring it up because I dont want to spend the rest of my life defending things I believe to be important to my partner. Not being liberal is a deal-breaker for me.

Oftentimes on OkCupid, Ill get a message from an angry man who wants to explain to me why he hates OBummer and why Im an idiot, but Bumble is pretty safe after all, we cant message each other unless weve matched. Or so I thought.

Last month I went to a wedding in Charleston, South Carolina. While I was there, I guess Bumble showed my profile results to people around me because three weeks after I got home, I noticed an email from one of my potential matches.

Apparently, some poor little conservative male snowflake found my Bumble profile to be the most offensive thing he had ever seen. Since this angry man could not message me on Bumble, he went to my website and got my email. He then made a fake email account so he could send me the following novel:

There are so many things wrong with this message, but Id like to draw attention to the line I am just waiting for the day I get the go ahead to grab a rifle. Because a peaceful resolution will not occur. You parasites are a plague. Look, Im not an expert, but I think the man who is so enraged by a strangers 300-character Bumble profile that he jumps through multiple hoops to email her probably shouldnt have a rifle.

So Im sorry, Mr. NOT a beta male. Im sorry if I hurt your little fee-fees with my preference to date men who are not like you. After all, I am just a nasty shitlib woman, living a lie. My only regret is that, yes, indeed TrumpsRussiaTies.com is taken.

A version of this originally appeared on MandaWritesThings.com .