I will never be the Cool Girl. Im cool and Im a girl, but Im not a capital C, capital G, Cool Girland I never want to be.

The Cool Girl is the woman of every mans dreams. Shes down for whatever, ready whenever, and aims to please however. The Cool Girl is sexy but sporty, smart but not nerdy, and crazy in bed but never in her head.

Being called a Cool Girl, is the ultimate compliment a woman can receive from a man. In Gone Girl, Gillian Flynn describes what it means to be this coveted creature to a T:

Being the Cool Girl means I am a hot, brilliant, funny woman who adores football, poker, dirty jokes, and burping, who plays video games, drinks cheap beer, loves threesomes and anal sex, and jams hot dogs and hamburgers into her mouth like shes hosting the worlds biggest culinary gang bang while somehow maintaining a size two, because Cool Girls are above all hot. Hot and understanding. Cool Girls never get angry; they only smile in a chagrined, loving manner and let their men do whatever they want. Go ahead, sh*t on me, I dont mind, Im the Cool Girl.

From Andy in How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days to Carls Jr commercials of hot, bikini-clad women stuffing burgers down their throats while washing cars, women are told that in order to be desired, they must curb their desires. That their own needs are too needy and that they must do everything in their power to suppress any stereotypical girliness to be a guys girl. Because in order to be the perfect Cool Girl, you must be the perfect guy.