Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. So, each week we round up the most hilarious 280-character quips from moms and dads to spread the joy.
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Welcome to parenthood. Did you know you have a pimple? If not, it will be pointed out to you.
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Did you know you have a pimple? If not, it will be pointed out to you.
SpacedMom (@copymama) July 27, 2019
[buying shoes for our kids]
her: which do you like better
me: idk probably our daughter
[buying shoes for our kids]
Christopher Ashman (@CAshmanActor) July 31, 2019
her: which do you like better
me: idk probably our daughter
My toddler baby is watching a storm out the front window. She says, Quiet...quiet. Kaboom comin.
My toddler baby is watching a storm out the front window. She says, Quiet...quiet. Kaboom comin.
emery lord (@emerylord) July 30, 2019She whispers: I did it.
Youre not really a parent until you have a large dent in your refrigerator
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Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) July 29, 2019
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Goldfish and Chicken Nuggets (@gfishandnuggets) July 31, 2019
My Toddler: NO, I'M NOT THIRSTY
also my Toddler: pic.twitter.com/5f1BhXJLaF
My Toddler: NO, I'M NOT THIRSTY
Not another Pinterest Mom (@snarkymomtobe) July 27, 2019
also my Toddler: pic.twitter.com/5f1BhXJLaF
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Day 33 of summer: *throws remote onto couch* THERE, NOW STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM ME YOU JACKALS!
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Not another Pinterest Mom (@snarkymomtobe) July 31, 2019
Me: *Spends a large amount of money and countless hours on re doing kids room.
Toddler: *kicks me out of my bed in the middle of the night.
Me: *sleeps in the bottom bunk of a Peppa Pig themed bunk bed.*
Me: *Spends a large amount of money and countless hours on re doing kids room.
HeatherDoo doo Doo do (@dishs_up) July 29, 2019
Toddler: *kicks me out of my bed in the middle of the night.
Me: *sleeps in the bottom bunk of a Peppa Pig themed bunk bed.*
Can anyone recommend a good wine that pairs well with a teenager's shitty attitude?
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Mommy Owl (@Lhlodder) August 1, 2019
My 4yo thinks I have magical powers bc I always know when she's out of her bed upstairs.
So I'm gonna ride this thought out until she figures out it's actually bc she runs like a Clydesdale across her room and even the neighbors can hear it.
My 4yo thinks I have magical powers bc I always know when she's out of her bed upstairs.
Stay at Homies (@stayathomies) July 28, 2019
So I'm gonna ride this thought out until she figures out it's actually bc she runs like a Clydesdale across her room and even the neighbors can hear it.
ME: [ with first kid] Alright I made chicken and veggies for dinner. For a snack you can have carrots.
[3 kids in]
KID: Dad can I have this for dinner [holds up bag of reeses pieces]
ME: literally do not care. have at it.
ME: [ with first kid] Alright I made chicken and veggies for dinner. For a snack you can have carrots.
Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) August 1, 2019
[3 kids in]
KID: Dad can I have this for dinner [holds up bag of reeses pieces]
ME: literally do not care. have at it.
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2yo: *has meltdown because I wont let her take plate of food to table*
Me: *surrenders and gives 2yo plate of food to take to table*
2yo: *immediately tilts plate and food slides onto floor*
Me: *cries on the inside and also quite loudly on the outside*
2yo: *has meltdown because I wont let her take plate of food to table*
MumInBits (@MumInBits) July 30, 2019
Me: *surrenders and gives 2yo plate of food to take to table*
2yo: *immediately tilts plate and food slides onto floor*
Me: *cries on the inside and also quite loudly on the outside*
I wish I could use the same excuses to call into work that my kid uses to get out of bed at night. Like, Sorry, I cant come in today there are too many stuffed animals in my bed.
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Like, Sorry, I cant come in today there are too many stuffed animals in my bed.
mark (@TheCatWhisprer) July 29, 2019
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Shoutout to everyone who let the pool count as a bath for your child for the 5th day in a row.
Yall are my people.
Shoutout to everyone who let the pool count as a bath for your child for the 5th day in a row.
MacgyveringMom22 (@MacgyveringM22) July 31, 2019
Yall are my people.
Wife: how was potty training today?
Me: well he pooped-
Wife: thats great!
Me: no I cant find it!
Wife: how was potty training today?
WTFDAD (@daddydoubts) July 30, 2019
Me: well he pooped-
Wife: thats great!
Me: no I cant find it!
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Me: *husband's foot brushes against me* Ew, gross! Stop it! I hate feet!!!
Also me: *kisses toddlers toes, rubs her foot all over my face* Oh my goodness, I love your footsie wootsies! Yes I do!!
Me: *husband's foot brushes against me* Ew, gross! Stop it! I hate feet!!!
The Salty Mamas (@saltymamas) July 30, 2019
Also me: *kisses toddlers toes, rubs her foot all over my face* Oh my goodness, I love your footsie wootsies! Yes I do!!
Me to my kids: Not everythings a competition
Also me to my kids:
- First one to finish dinner wins!
- First one upstairs wins!
- First one in the car wins!
Me to my kids: Not everythings a competition
Tired Dad of 2 (@Tired_Dad_of_2) August 1, 2019
Also me to my kids:
- First one to finish dinner wins!
- First one upstairs wins!
- First one in the car wins!
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