Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. Although Twitter has rebranded to X , the humor lives on.
Every week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on the social media platform to spread the joy. Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow @HuffPostParents for more!
hands down the worst part of parenting is when you have to follow through on a boundary you set like ok i didnt want to actually leave the pool and now i have to be a woman of my word!!!
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emily (@emilykmay) May 20, 2024
My 8yo has somehow acquired a day planner. This isnt going to end well.
8yo: Mom, can we go to McDonalds on August 24th?
Me: ummmI dont know, maybe?
8yo: *clicks pen*
My 8yo has somehow acquired a day planner. This isnt going to end well.
Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) May 22, 2024
8yo: Mom, can we go to McDonalds on August 24th?
Me: ummmI dont know, maybe?
8yo: *clicks pen*
got an email from 5yos teacher that the kids are playing a kiss game on the playground at school but its not lip kissing its the band KISS so if they talk about the kiss game thats what it is
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you think every time a baby wakes up from a nap theyre like, what the fuck has happened to everyone and everything i know?!?
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Research: Kids are having too much screen time.
School: Lets put everything online.
Research: Kids are having too much screen time.
I Hide From My Kids (@IHideFromMyKids) May 22, 2024
School: Lets put everything online.
I finally found something that my daughter and I would both like to eat for dinner. Its cake, but still.
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3yo: For Halloween I will be a monster truck race car. [1yo] will be a lion. Daddy, you can be a ghost robot. Or a witch!
Me: What can I be?
3yo (thoughtfully): I guess you can be a mommy.
He is available to speak at college commencements for a modest fee.
3yo: For Halloween I will be a monster truck race car. [1yo] will be a lion. Daddy, you can be a ghost robot. Or a witch!
Amy Colleen (@sewistwrites) May 18, 2024
Me: What can I be?
3yo (thoughtfully): I guess you can be a mommy.
He is available to speak at college commencements for a modest fee.
my daughter asked if she can take her sleep mask to the movie theater, revealing she has the exact same intentions as me for our family outing
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I told my son to do something, and he gave me that ugh attitude. My daughter looked at him, \"THIRTY SIX hours!\" To remind him how long I was in labor with him lmao
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My daughter looked at him, "THIRTY SIX hours!" To remind him how long I was in labor with him lmao
Marcy G (@BunAndLeggings) May 21, 2024
Begging for a toy, my 7yo rationalized, Technically we have infinity money if you just keep working forever, Mom
Begging for a toy, my 7yo rationalized, Technically we have infinity money if you just keep working forever, Mom
Lil Bit (@LizerReal) May 19, 2024
wife: be careful climbing that ladder, it looks dangerous
me: hey, dangers my middle name
daughter: WHAT?!?
son: SERIOUSLY?!? And I got stuck with Andrew???
wife: be careful climbing that ladder, it looks dangerous
Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) May 20, 2024
me: hey, dangers my middle name
daughter: WHAT?!?
son: SERIOUSLY?!? And I got stuck with Andrew???
4-year-olds are the most impatient creatures on the planet but also they will spend 10 minutes putting on a pair of shorts.
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My daughter graduates high school this week so that means at any moment my wife may start crying like everyone we know just died.
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Simon Holland (@simoncholland) May 23, 2024
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I love Sunday nights because thats the night my kids tell me they dont have any homework & then ask if I have a tri-fold board, at 11pm, like Im a 24 hr Staples.
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