Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. Although Twitter has rebranded to X , the humor lives on.
Every week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on the social media platform to spread the joy. Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow @HuffPostParents for more!
Not my parents getting same-day delivery on a Lite Brite for my kids when I spent two years asking for one in the '90s.
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meghan (@deloisivete) July 18, 2024
My smallest child told the entire nursery staff that we are going to Australia for the summer holidays, so they made kangaroos and learned all the animals. This lie was maintained for three solid days. When I challenged said child, I was sternly gaslit and told that we ARE going.
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CrimeGirl (@CrimeGirI) July 17, 2024
My 10yo spotted Land Before Time on Netflix and asked what it was.
Uh, its smash that play button and dont plan on bedtime being enforced tonight time because Im about to give you SO much trauma.
My 10yo spotted Land Before Time on Netflix and asked what it was.
Katie Cook (@katiecandraw) July 17, 2024
Uh, its smash that play button and dont plan on bedtime being enforced tonight time because Im about to give you SO much trauma.
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Me to my friends with kids: no one cares if your house is messy! Everyone knows children live there! We love you, not your house
Me when friends are coming over: tidy tidy tidy empty trash clean clean clean clean clean HURRY HURRY HURRY THEY CANNOT KNOW WE LIVE IN FILTH
Me to my friends with kids: no one cares if your house is messy! Everyone knows children live there! We love you, not your house
Amy Colleen (@sewistwrites) July 14, 2024
Me when friends are coming over: tidy tidy tidy empty trash clean clean clean clean clean HURRY HURRY HURRY THEY CANNOT KNOW WE LIVE IN FILTH
them: he's a seasoned dad, he'll want to hold our baby
me: I sure as shit do not.
them: he's a seasoned dad, he'll want to hold our baby
Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) July 15, 2024
me: I sure as shit do not.
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My husband and I just spent 15 minutes watching the intro waiting for our movie to start. Turns out we were watching the credits of a movie wed already seen. And if that doesnt describe the tiredness of parenting, I dont know what does.
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Turns out we were watching the credits of a movie wed already seen. And if that doesnt describe the tiredness of parenting, I dont know what does.
Mumnipotent Ruler (@MumOfTw0) July 16, 2024
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Welcome to fatherhood -- Weird Al Yankovic is now your favorite musician.
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My 4yo just asked why did they take Pluto out of space? and I realized we had not been clear enough when we explained Pluto used to be a planet but isnt anymore.
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My dogs are always 100% by my side, unless my kids are eating food in their rooms, which they are not to do. So, whenever I am sans dogs, I yell, Get the food outta your room!
Just heard my 10 y/o say to his Fortnite buds, Omg you guys, I think my moms a witch!
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My dogs are always 100% by my side, unless my kids are eating food in their rooms, which they are not to do. So, whenever I am sans dogs, I yell, Get the food outta your room!
DonutHawk (@StruggleDisplay) July 17, 2024
Just heard my 10 y/o say to his Fortnite buds, Omg you guys, I think my moms a witch!
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My teen says theres nothing I can do to embarrass her and that sounds like a challenge to me.
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