Geoffrey the Giraffe is done sticking out his neck for Toys R Us.
The longtime mascot appeared pretty drunk and sad when he stopped by “Jimmy Kimmel Live” on Thursday, one day after the chain announced plans to liquidate .
“It’s gonna be OK,” Kimmel said.
But Geoffrey wasn’t having it. “No, it’s not,” he responded, turning his attention to the audience, “because all you bitches bought toys on Amazon . Now I’m out of a job.”
Better lay off the bottle and start checking the want ads, Geoffrey.
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