Gollum J. Trump Wants To Make America Precious Again

Donald Trump has already been compared to some of the fantasy world’s most dastardly villains — most notably in a comparison to Lord Voldemort of Harry Potter that garnered a response from J.K. Rowling herself.

But the most magical fantasy comparison might have surfaced in a Twitter account started by one such villain: Gollum J. Trump. 

We cannot confirm if the account is run by Smeagol himself or a Smeagol enthusiast, but whoever is behind it knows their stuff. 

They even have their own thematic name for Smeagol’s nasty arch nemesis: Hillbo. 

By weaving together the LOTR fantasy with the election, Gollum J. Trump has struck a precious gold mine. And we’re more than happy to follow along. 

Editor’s note: Donald Trump regularlyincitespolitical violence and is a