Oh grow up, people.
Just kidding!
You simply must sully your childhood wonder of Harry Potter by replacing the word "wand" with "dick," or some some other phallic substitute, in the story passages.
The whole Internet is doing it. At least the part of it that giggles at dick jokes.
Tumblr users replacing the word 'wand' in Harry Potter with a predictable substitute is just the best thing ever. pic.twitter.com/keVViePjcX
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Aoife Wilson (@AoifeLockhart) October 19, 2015
And then there's this classic with the non-slang noun that must be named. Apparently people have done this sort of junior high mad-libbing of HP for quite some time:
@AoifeLockhart @Harvey1966 Traditionally one replaces 'wand' with 'wang'. http://t.co/6MhHrcgpSc is from 5-10 years ago.
— Sean Barrett (@nothings) October 19, 2015
There's always a know-it-all to spoil the magic, isn't there?
H/T Cosmopolitan UK
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