Donald Trump faces the seizure of his assets if he doesnt post $175 million in bond by April 4. But Jimmy Fallon is warning prosecutors about the major downsides to some of Trumps properties.
The former presidents Trump Tower, for example. Upside: located in Midtown Manhattan. Downside: Melania [Trump] locked herself in her panic room and wont come out, the comedian quipped on The Tonight Show Monday.
His Florida Mar-a-Lago estate? Upside: historic seaside property. Downside: cant use toilet because its clogged full of classified documents.
The upside to Trump National Golf Club in Jersey is its an upscale club an hour outside New York City. The downside? Your caddy is Rudy Giuliani.
An appellate court on Monday pushed back Trumps original bond deadline by 10 days and reduced the required figure from more than $450 million.
Fallon quipped, Its the first time someones ever heard, Good news! You only owe $175 million.
Watch his roast on The Tonight Show below.
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