Jimmy Kimmel is ready to talk truth about Santa Claus.
As part of his annual 4/20 extravaganza “a high holiday if ever there was one” Kimmel wondered why the marijuana celebration doesn’t have its own mascot.
“I was thinking since it’s so close to Easter anyway, maybe we just modify the bunny to the 4/20 Bunny,” he mused. “He hops around, takin’ all the jelly beans back.”
But then Kimmel realized there might be someone even more fitting.
“Maybe it could just be Santa Claus. Santa’s definitely a stoner,” he said. “Works one day a year, flies around eating cookies, long Jerry Garcia beard. He’s a pothead.”
See more in his 4/20 monologue:
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