Move over Clement Moore , we'll be singing this Kendall Jenner -inspired Christmas Eve poem from now on.

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through Calabasas/ Not a Kardashian was stirring, not even their asses/ Except Kendall Jenner in lingerie with her bum laid bare/ Catching fire like Katniss Everdeen had never been there.

Over the past month, Love Magazine has released some truly off-kilter content for its annual advent calendar , ranging from Kris Jenner swimming in a pool to "Trap Queen" to Rita Ora's "Mean Girls" tribute -- but Kendall Jenner writhing around in lingerie, while a forest burns down around her might just take the cake.

According to The Mirror , the video's director James Lima envisioned Kendall as "a goddess who created the seasons, the elements, and the concept of astronomical time," describing her as "the perfect person to play this character."

"She is beautiful, powerful, fearless, and yet vulnerable," he added.

Jenner's modeling prowess cannot be denied, but a goddess who controls astronomical time? We're gonna take a hard pass.

Watch Jenner in all her glory in the video above.

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