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There are two kinds of New Year's resolution-makers: people who set lofty goals for themselves and people who resolve to eat more pizza. And by mid-January, only one of those groups is typically still on track.

Whether you've reached your resolution's "don't ask" phase, or your goal to double down on pepperoni pie is coming along just swimmingly, these hilarious New Year's resolution tweets are for you:

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