The wedding night comes with an expectation or sexpectation, shall we say? of some hot and heavy between-the-sheets action. But in reality, it doesnt always happen that way. Couples get tired, hijinks ensue and sometimes plans just go very, very wrong.

Below, 11 people share what went down (or didnt) after their weddings on Whisper , an app that lets users share their deepest thoughts anonymously.