Call it peen-pong.
Video is circulating of a man who appears to use his penis as a paddle to hit a table tennis ball. And it's a great return!
You can see the family-friendly version here...
.... but if you desire the full-frontal forehand smash, click here .
And lest you think this schlong-wielding shotmaker is an anatomical aberration on the Internet, think again .
Players like this are so dong-gone good they don't even need to grip the bat.
And it's comforting to know that if they lose a ball, they have a spare pair on them.
Nothing like bringing your own equipment.
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