We've said it before, we'll say it again -- we don't hate whimsy, but not everything in the kitchen needs to be adorable. Some kitchen tools are just useless . Some are just ridiculously silly . Also, some things have reached the peak of their design and efficiency, like the pizza cutter. How many more improvements do you think a spinning wheel with sharp edges really needs?
We've pulled together some of the dumbest pizza slicers we've ever seen. Please consider this a PSA. Put down the kitchen novelty item, and back away slowly. We're going to get through this together.
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