Reading is just looking at a dead piece of wood for hours and hallucinating. from Showerthoughts

the more immature a show is, the more likely it is to say intended for mature audiences. from Showerthoughts

Drinking enough water is the "Turn it off and back on again" of health problems. from Showerthoughts

Your birthday is your actual New Years Day. from Showerthoughts

The feeling of not having to work tomorrow is better than the feeling of not having to work today from Showerthoughts

Humans have perfected survival to the point where well pay to experience simulated danger (scary movies, roller coasters, etc) from Showerthoughts

Every single knife is cutting edge technology. from Showerthoughts

Salt and Pepa are technically spice girls from Showerthoughts

You don't know concentration until you have to carry an icetray filled with water from the sink to the freezer. from Showerthoughts

If you don't get a yearly raise, your salary is being deducted by inflation. from Showerthoughts

Your Inner Child is older than your Inner Adult from Showerthoughts

If a vampire bites a zombie, does the zombie turn into a vampire, or does the vampire turn into a zombie? from Showerthoughts

A paycheck to you is a bill to someone else. from Showerthoughts

Military surplus stores make you buy equipment that you already paid for from Showerthoughts

100 years ago almost everyone owned a horse and only the rich owned cars. Today almost everyone has cars and only the rich have horses from Showerthoughts

Is the ea in pea silent? from Showerthoughts

Hide and seek should be an Olympic event set in the Olympic village. from Showerthoughts

Books are actually tattoed trees from Showerthoughts

If foods were priced by how many calories they contain, more people would have access to healthy foods. from Showerthoughts

Volcanoes just sleep for 10,000 years, wake up really mad, get everything out, and then fall asleep for another 10,000 years from Showerthoughts

If the universe is a simulation, is light speed the render speed? from Showerthoughts

You never realize how little shampoo you really need until the bottle is about empty from Showerthoughts

If you watch independence day backwards, its about aliens escaping Earth from Showerthoughts

If you work the night shift technically you can always say you've got the day off from Showerthoughts

Amazon probably ship more empty space each year than actual products from Showerthoughts