Seth Meyers Shares Absolutely Filthy JD Vance Joke That Didn't Make The Monologue

Seth Meyers held a surprise inspection of his writers on Tuesday, reading out jokes they cooked up that didnt make the cut.

Im going to read some real jokes, really submitted by my writers. Some are dumb, some are offensive, some are just insane, the Late Night host said. Most importantly, my writers dont know were doing this, and because they dont watch the show, theyll never know.

Among the rejects was one about Sen. JD Vance (R-Ohio), Donald Trump s running mate and the subject of a viral and untrue joke  that he once fornicated with a sofa.

Heres how the joke goes: According to a new analysis, the Republican policy blueprint Project 2025 would cause a surge in emissions like JD Vance when he sees a couch.

That joke doesnt work because its not true, Meyers said cheekily.

The next rejected joke took aim at a Democrat. 

Today was former President Bill Clintons 78th birthday, so now its some candles turn to get blown, Meyers shared.

Watch the segment below.