We never get tired of watching Bill Hader crack up as city correspondent Stefon on Weekend Update. But even without the on-camera laughs, his segments always delight us -- and disturb host Seth Meyers -- with their endless buffet of suspicious New York clubs and activities.

With that in mind, we put together the supercut above with some of our favorite Stefon moments. Watch, and maybe next time you're in New York City you'll visit one of his hot spots. (Or, more likely, you'll know which parts of the city to avoid like the plague.)