Stephen Colbert returned from vacation on Monday to roast President Donald Trump s historically long and epically weird two-hour speech at the Conservative Political Action Conference.
The Late Show host pointed out that it got weird before Trump even opened his mouth on Saturday.
As he took the stage to Lee Greenwood s God Bless the U.S.A., Trump stopped to hug the American flag.
Colbert said it was the first time a flags ever volunteered to be burned.
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Colberts Late Show team also made a mock commercial for some hot FILFs:
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