We want to thank her for the memories, but American soccer hero Abby Wambach wants to be forgotten. Wambach, who played her last game Wednesday, ponders her legacy in a tearjerker of a goodbye from Gatorade. "Forget me," she says. "Forget my number. Forget my name. Forget I ever existed."
Not a chance in hell, Abby.
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