04/05/2019 11:02 EDT

The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week (Mar. 30-Apr. 5)

"Each year, the average toddler spends over four thousand hours sleeping and roughly the same amount of time picking out pajamas."

Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. So each week, we round up the most hilarious 280-character quips from moms and dads to spread the joy.

Scroll down to read the latest batch and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more!

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