I cringe from the couch as my wife tries to play some type of good guy/bad guy battle with my 4-year-old. It’s lacking character
The average person may spend one-third of their life sleeping, but parents aren't average people. We spend all three-thirds of our lives trying to put other people to sleep while never experiencing true relaxing sleep ourselves.
I feel like I should say, "pardon me." But somehow, that seems insufficient for spitting up on your outfit and making you late for work.