Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. So each week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter to spread the joy.
Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more!
7: Mommy, if there are elves that wrap the presents, and that's their ONLY job, why aren't they better at it? Our elves are so bad at wrapping!
Me: *mumbling* Maybe they're tired from all the other bullsh-
Husband: BECAUSE THEIR HANDS ARE SO SMALL! MAKES IT HARDER!
7: Okay!
7: Mommy, if there are elves that wrap the presents, and that's their ONLY job, why aren't they better at it? Our elves are so bad at wrapping!
The Salty Mamas (@saltymamas) December 15, 2020
Me: *mumbling* Maybe they're tired from all the other bullsh-
Husband: BECAUSE THEIR HANDS ARE SO SMALL! MAKES IT HARDER!
7: Okay!
4 said she didnt want to eat her broccoli and I said I didnt want her to wake me up every night for the last 4 years but here we are
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MumInBits (@MumInBits) December 15, 2020
my kid had her whole class make birthday cards for her dog who celebrated his birthday yesterday.
we dont have a dog.
my kid had her whole class make birthday cards for her dog who celebrated his birthday yesterday.
mom mom mom mom mom (@notmythirdrodeo) December 14, 2020
we dont have a dog.
My 6yo left a donut on her dresser when she went to bed, 'just in case she needs it.' And Ive never felt closer to her.
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And Ive never felt closer to her.
Lil Bit of Holiday Cheer (@LizerReal) December 16, 2020
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4: Mommy Im sorry but youre going to need to shower alone.
Me: Oh darn.
*30 seconds later*
4: I felt bad for you so Ill sit right here while you shower
4: Mommy Im sorry but youre going to need to shower alone.
Professional Worrier (@pro_worrier_) December 14, 2020
Me: Oh darn.
*30 seconds later*
4: I felt bad for you so Ill sit right here while you shower
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So now he sings "ding penis" when "ding dong" is in Christmas music. Then, he laughs like he is the funniest person in the world.
Magnificently Messy (@Musings_of_wine) December 13, 2020
My animal-obsessed son has decided that he's nocturnal. He still sleeps at night but insists that he can see in the dark & won't let us turn on the lights for him. The highlight of my evening is him tripping over toys and bumping into walls while acting like he meant to do it.
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He still sleeps at night but insists that he can see in the dark & won't let us turn on the lights for him. The highlight of my evening is him tripping over toys and bumping into walls while acting like he meant to do it.
Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) December 13, 2020
My 7yo uses an online reading app and she made her username Poop, so I keep getting emails with this subject line but I guess I should be glad Poop is reading. pic.twitter.com/aQ0LO2xiCW
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Husband and I couldn't keep a plant alive so we moved straight to raising kids.
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Laura Marie (@lmegordon) December 16, 2020
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[Overheard daughter talking to ex-husband]
You better have those Christmas lights up this weekend, dad. Do it now while its still warm or youll never do it.
Its like I never moved out.
[Overheard daughter talking to ex-husband]
Julie Burton (@ksujulie) December 14, 2020
You better have those Christmas lights up this weekend, dad. Do it now while its still warm or youll never do it.
Its like I never moved out.
I never realized how annoying I can be, until I spent the entire day with my kid who acts exactly like me!
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Positively R@ndi (@ICantEven001) December 12, 2020
Me: dont tell mom where we hid her birthday presents.
3yo: I wont.
Wife: hey guys.
3yo: mom your birthday presents are definitely not under my bed.
Me: dont tell mom where we hid her birthday presents.
WTFDAD (@daddydoubts) December 13, 2020
3yo: I wont.
Wife: hey guys.
3yo: mom your birthday presents are definitely not under my bed.
I'm a good mom, but not a \"not gonna chuckle to myself when you get hurt doing something I told you not to do\" good mom.
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Sweet Momissa (@sweetmomissa) December 15, 2020
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Simon Holland (@simoncholland) December 14, 2020
4, jumping into my arms: mommy Im never ever going to leave you
Me, heart bursting: oh my precious girl!
4: can I have some chocolate?
Annnnnnd there it is.
4, jumping into my arms: mommy Im never ever going to leave you
Marissa (@michimama75) December 14, 2020
Me, heart bursting: oh my precious girl!
4: can I have some chocolate?
Annnnnnd there it is.
Her: Kids! The moving van is here. Bring the boxes
Me: All vans are moving vans LOL
Her: And this is why were leaving
Her: Kids! The moving van is here. Bring the boxes
Son of Dad (@ThugRaccoons) December 14, 2020
Me: All vans are moving vans LOL
Her: And this is why were leaving
Sometimes I like to live dangerously by asking my kids what theyd like for Christmas after theyve written their letters to Santa and weve bought all the presents
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threetimedaddy (@threetimedaddy) December 13, 2020
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