Prince Harry may not be next in the line of succession, but my God, he is the king of oversharing .

With every new excerpt revealed from his forthcoming memoir, Spare be it the altercation with his balding brother William , his frostbitten penis or the time he slept with an older woman who treated [him] like a young stallion the internet is having a ball.

In fact, Twitter users have taken it upon themselves to remix some of the stories the Duke of Sussex has shared, making the press tour even more entertaining. Briefly impersonating BBC News, culture writer Hanna Phifer decided to craft a few hilarious tweets showcasing Harrys revelations.

One tweet read, In his forthcoming memoir, Prince Harry writes about seeing Meghan in a bonnet for the first time. From that moment, I knew I wanted to protect her the way satin protects her afro hair. Another tweet referenced a line from the hit series Girlfriends, while one poked fun at Tyler Perrys Madea character. (Lest we forget Perry is Lilibets godfather.)