You dont know a bad first date until youve had dinner with a cheek-licker. Just ask Connie Britton .

In the Vanity Fair video above , Britton and other celebs including John Legend and Nick Offerman share their worst first date stories. Brittons anecdote is particularly bad:

There was this guy I met who described himself as a sheik from somewhere, the Friday Night Lights star explains. He ended the night by like, trying to kiss me but then he licked my cheek, so I call him the sheik cheek licker.

Ew. We feel confident in assuming there was no second date.

Watch the clip above for more awkward first date stories.