Chrissy Teigen is not the one, has never been the one, and will never be the one to mess with, OK?

We thought everyone had received the memo at this point, but In Touch magazine sure pushed the limits with a story about her marriage to John Legend being on the rocks.

Apparently, the outlet recently published a cover boasting an exclusive that one of the few remaining couples in the game were on the brink of splitting. Thats when Teigen clapped all the way back to set the record straight.

Oh in touch go fuck yourselves, you exclusively dumb pieces of trash, Teigen wrote in an already iconic Instagram caption.