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Kids go back to school tomorrow, so of course I'm packing thoughtful, well-balanced lunches for the first and last time this year.
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Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) August 30, 2018
Walk of shame then: Walking home the next morning in the outfit you went out in the night before.
Walk of shame now: Walking your kid into the school because you were too late for drop-off.
Walk of shame then: Walking home the next morning in the outfit you went out in the night before.
MacgyveringMom22 (@MacgyveringM22) August 30, 2018
Walk of shame now: Walking your kid into the school because you were too late for drop-off.
Took my son to the zoo yesterday for the first time ever and I realized I hadnt explained what a hippo was and he just kept asking to go back and see the tooth pig
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The Dad (@thedad) August 30, 2018
Me Before Kids: My children will never have screen time
Me After Kids: Is there a way to strap this iPad directly to his face?
Me Before Kids: My children will never have screen time
AsKateWouldHaveIt (@KateWouldHaveIt) August 30, 2018
Me After Kids: Is there a way to strap this iPad directly to his face?
6-year-old: *gets dressed, brushes her teeth, and puts her shoes on by herself*
Me: Wow. We're actually going to make it out the door on time today.
6: *takes her shoes off*
6-year-old: *gets dressed, brushes her teeth, and puts her shoes on by herself*
James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) August 30, 2018
Me: Wow. We're actually going to make it out the door on time today.
6: *takes her shoes off*
Oh man I just realized I cant make your mom jokes to my kid. pic.twitter.com/2G3ZeOTHrC
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Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) August 29, 2018
[Explaining my fantasy football draft]
Is this boring you?
Daughter: yes
Me: This is how I feel when you tell me about a video on Youtube.
[Explaining my fantasy football draft]
Simon Holland (@simoncholland) August 29, 2018
Is this boring you?
Daughter: yes
Me: This is how I feel when you tell me about a video on Youtube.
Parenting is just dedicating your life to convincing little humans to do things they HATE doing.
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Chaos Theory (@perfect_storm99) August 30, 2018
Found: clothes that shouldve been in the laundry, a takeout menu, 14 books, her diary, two jackets, a business card, and a walkie talkie.
Im pitching Tiny Hoarders to TLC next week.
Morgan (@MAB1013) August 30, 2018
Found: clothes that shouldve been in the laundry, a takeout menu, 14 books, her diary, two jackets, a business card, and a walkie talkie.
Im pitching Tiny Hoarders to TLC next week.
I played hide-n-seek with my daughters, but they never came to look for me. I gave up when my legs fell asleep from kneeling in a corner.
\"I FOUND YOU DADDY!\"
No you didn't, I quit.
I played hide-n-seek with my daughters, but they never came to look for me. I gave up when my legs fell asleep from kneeling in a corner.
La Guardia Cross (@LaGuardiaCross) August 27, 2018
"I FOUND YOU DADDY!"
No you didn't, I quit.
I told 2 to finish her sandwich if she wanted candy after dinner. When it was gone I gave her a sliced apple.
I asked if she was all done, thinking she forgot.
She replied \"candy.\"
When the candy was finished I picked her up to find the sandwich, untouched, under her butt.
I told 2 to finish her sandwich if she wanted candy after dinner. When it was gone I gave her a sliced apple.
5KidsAndABunny (@5KidsandaBunny) August 28, 2018
I asked if she was all done, thinking she forgot.
She replied "candy."
When the candy was finished I picked her up to find the sandwich, untouched, under her butt.
Forgot to post a picture to social media of my kids on their first day of school. Do they have to repeat the year now, or what happens?
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Do they have to repeat the year now, or what happens?
Unfiltered Mama (@UnfilteredMama) August 28, 2018
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I like to let my kid eat at his own pace, but this morning he spent 10 minutes just holding a muffin like he was the Statute of Liberty.
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dadpression (@Dadpression) August 27, 2018
Teachers, when my kids go back to school with t-shirts that read Mom Says Im Your Problem Now, just know I wasnt a horrible person until I became a parent.
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Nonchalant Charlotte (@jellybnbonanza) August 30, 2018
7: (silently sneaks up behind me and taps me on the shoulder)
Me: Yes?
7: (whispers into my ear) Do not trust Siri. She doesnt have eyes. (Walks away)
Who needs scary movies when you can just have kids?
7: (silently sneaks up behind me and taps me on the shoulder)
Sara Says Stop (@PetrickSara) August 30, 2018
Me: Yes?
7: (whispers into my ear) Do not trust Siri. She doesnt have eyes. (Walks away)
Who needs scary movies when you can just have kids?
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