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Posted: 2023-11-03T09:45:34Z | Updated: 2023-11-03T14:28:04Z

The ladies of Twitter never fail to brighten our day with their brilliant and succinct wit. And although the platform has rebranded to X , their humor lives on.

Each week, HuffPost Women rounds up their hilarious musings. Scroll through this weeks great tweets from women, and then visit our Funniest Tweets From Women page for past roundups.

I answered all my emails and then they in turn were answered and now here we are again having to answer emails. The horrors persist

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I answered all my emails and then they in turn were answered and now here we are again having to answer emails. The horrors persist

danielle weisberg for hire (@danielleweisber) October 30, 2023

When I say I got that dog in me this is what I mean pic.twitter.com/5SESaZWxEH

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When I say I got that dog in me this is what I mean pic.twitter.com/5SESaZWxEH

hannah strong (@thethirdhan) November 2, 2023

2hrs after a breakup females be havin 2 jobs, signed up for school & a dwn payment on a house .

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2hrs after a breakup females be havin 2 jobs, signed up for school & a dwn payment on a house .

KEKE. (@msssmoney) November 1, 2023

Me at home: Why isn't there more kindness in the world?

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Me at home: Why isn't there more kindness in the world?

Me while driving: I hate every single person on this planet.

Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) October 31, 2023

A lady just asked me am I proud to be celebrating the devils holiday. Maam Im a banana. pic.twitter.com/4PwyYyLWhr

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A lady just asked me am I proud to be celebrating the devils holiday. Maam Im a banana. pic.twitter.com/4PwyYyLWhr

The Devils Banana (@hiyaheaux) October 31, 2023

Moms be like, Your cousins neighbors husbands aunt died. Just thought you should know.

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Moms be like, Your cousins neighbors husbands aunt died. Just thought you should know.

Jessie (@mommajessiec) October 31, 2023

Last night I was at a very fancy restaurant and I watched a woman casually take a sip of water out of a small vase of roses on the table. Her husband didnt react at all.

I cannot stop thinking about it.

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Last night I was at a very fancy restaurant and I watched a woman casually take a sip of water out of a small vase of roses on the table. Her husband didnt react at all.

I cannot stop thinking about it.

AlwaysAshley (@AshleyAlready) October 29, 2023

yall wanted this cuddle weather now look at yall!! lonely and cold

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yall wanted this cuddle weather now look at yall!! lonely and cold

gen (@genmnz) October 30, 2023

for some reason my hotel room has 2 toilets and i have been using them equally so neither one feels left out in case youre wondering how im doing

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for some reason my hotel room has 2 toilets and i have been using them equally so neither one feels left out in case youre wondering how im doing

limp brittzkit (@Brittymigs) October 29, 2023

no one:

my head when its midnight:

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no one:

my head when its midnight:

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(@fasshionlover) October 31, 2023

Egg a whole house? In this economy?

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Egg a whole house? In this economy?

Laura Marie (@lmegordon) November 1, 2023

With friendships I have what I like to call outdoor cat attachment style. Some weeks u will see me a ton and other weeks u will not know if Im dead or alive but dont worry I still love u I will not forget u

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With friendships I have what I like to call outdoor cat attachment style. Some weeks u will see me a ton and other weeks u will not know if Im dead or alive but dont worry I still love u I will not forget u

Keara Sullivan (@superkeara) October 31, 2023

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bro really said this then showed us the sickest looking book ever https://t.co/nOUHe1Qyvi

kira (@kirawontmiss) November 1, 2023

a little girl in the neighborhood was taylor swift from the you belong with me video so i just screamed TAYLOR SWIFT at her as we walked by and she yelled back, \"MY NAME IS ADDIE.\" i'm glad we got that cleared up

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a little girl in the neighborhood was taylor swift from the you belong with me video so i just screamed TAYLOR SWIFT at her as we walked by and she yelled back, "MY NAME IS ADDIE." i'm glad we got that cleared up

C O U R T N E Y (@icourtneycries) November 1, 2023

the popcorn/vomit bowl is also the halloween candy bowl, I dont make the rules.

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the popcorn/vomit bowl is also the halloween candy bowl, I dont make the rules.

emily (@emilykmay) October 31, 2023

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My gen z sister asked me how did you read fan fiction back in the day as if I was charging my computer with a butter churner to load fanfiction dot net

Rose Dommu (@rosedommu) October 30, 2023

Bringing back my top chuck e cheese fun fact: when they retired old animatronics corporate didn't want to pay to ship them back but also didn't want them to be stolen or sold, so they told franchise employees to beat and smash them and then mail in polaroids of this happening

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Bringing back my top chuck e cheese fun fact: when they retired old animatronics corporate didn't want to pay to ship them back but also didn't want them to be stolen or sold, so they told franchise employees to beat and smash them and then mail in polaroids of this happening

Jenny Skeleson (@JennyENicholson) October 31, 2023

bestie: \"send me that picture we took last night, we probably look so good!\"

the picture: pic.twitter.com/VPVIuHROTu

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bestie: "send me that picture we took last night, we probably look so good!"

the picture: pic.twitter.com/VPVIuHROTu

ivy *. (@ivyluvx) October 31, 2023

I respect perfume commercials being like we cant show you a smell mind if we just go insane for 30 seconds

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I respect perfume commercials being like we cant show you a smell mind if we just go insane for 30 seconds

stoned cold fox (@roastmalone_) November 2, 2023

i have bad spatial reasoning but is his head. supposed to be that size https://t.co/MPALErtqM0

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i have bad spatial reasoning but is his head. supposed to be that size https://t.co/MPALErtqM0

Sydney Battle (@SydneyBattle) October 29, 2023

All of these words make sense individually, however the problem is when you combine them in such a manner. https://t.co/QDBGRrrSAa

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All of these words make sense individually, however the problem is when you combine them in such a manner. https://t.co/QDBGRrrSAa

Alexis Bring Back Bunheads Wilson (@sassyblackdiva) November 1, 2023

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carefully pushing razor blades into the heroin bonbons Im distributing to trick or treaters from my legal home address tonight. each one costs me $52 and risks a crazy prison sentence with no possible upside. but someones gotta do it

Marie lastnam (@marieberd) November 1, 2023

these two girls yelled \"hi barbie!\" at me and when i responded with \"hi barbie!\" back, they lost their shit like \"she RESPONDED omg\" as if i was an animatronic???

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these two girls yelled "hi barbie!" at me and when i responded with "hi barbie!" back, they lost their shit like "she RESPONDED omg" as if i was an animatronic???

tam-eek!-a (@prettycritical) October 29, 2023

A dog's sigh is so hilarious because wtf is stressing you

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A dog's sigh is so hilarious because wtf is stressing you

Invis (@invis4yo) October 28, 2023

Turns out that ending meetings with have the day you deserve has made me some enemies at work.

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Turns out that ending meetings with have the day you deserve has made me some enemies at work.

g (@GingerHotDish) October 29, 2023

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