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What they dont tell expectant parents who arrive at the hospital full of hope only to be sent home because labor isnt far enough along is that its officially the last time they will be early for anything.

From diaper blowouts to missing shoes to forgotten homework assignments, leaving the house with kids is a new adventure each and every time.

Here, some of X (formerly Twitter)s funniest parents describe in hilarious detail what it feels like to be running late ... again.

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