No one is better at filibustering than a child at bedtime.
Its at that precise time that kids need to find the answer to a very obscure question or take inventory of all their stuffed animals. Naturally, they also must get a very large glass of water and use the potty numerous times all in the name of pushing their bedtime later and later.
To find the humor in this nightly frustration, the funny moms and dads of Twitter frequently share their kids stall tactics of choice. Weve rounded up 30 relatable tweets from parents about the many reasons why their children simply cannot go to bed just yet.
My 4yo will not fall asleep. She said its because she wonders what she looks like when shes sleeping and its keeping her awake
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She said its because she wonders what she looks like when shes sleeping and its keeping her awake
*sigh*clops (@aotakeo) February 5, 2021
kids:
kids:
kids:
kids:
me: it's bedtime
kids: ok hold on we have to build a house, write a book, perform surgery, travel for business, can you cut my nails and also [projectile vomitting]
me: MF!!!!
kids:
Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) January 16, 2020
kids:
kids:
kids:
me: it's bedtime
kids: ok hold on we have to build a house, write a book, perform surgery, travel for business, can you cut my nails and also [projectile vomitting]
me: MF!!!!
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Me: Go to bed.
5-year-old: I have to do one thing first.
Me: What?
5: Stay awake forever.
Me: Go to bed.
James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 22, 2021
5-year-old: I have to do one thing first.
Me: What?
5: Stay awake forever.
4, in an attempt to avoid bedtime, has come up with an adorable new excuse. Tonight from the monitor I heard this, Momma, Im having a bed party and youre invited, when are you coming?
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Tonight from the monitor I heard this, Momma, Im having a bed party and youre invited, when are you coming?
Momsense Ensues (@momsense_ensues) January 13, 2022
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I dont get why people think getting kids to bed is hard all my son needs is:
A drink of water
4 songs from Daddy
A trip to the potty
Superman flight to bed
An inventory of his stuffed animals
A tissue
2 more songs
Look at my watch for 45 seconds
And all of this 7 more times
I dont get why people think getting kids to bed is hard all my son needs is:
TwinzerDad (@TwinzerDad) March 17, 2019
A drink of water
4 songs from Daddy
A trip to the potty
Superman flight to bed
An inventory of his stuffed animals
A tissue
2 more songs
Look at my watch for 45 seconds
And all of this 7 more times
Ive seen my kids use many tactics to stall bedtime, but I have to admit, my son getting back out of bed to present me with the booger that he didnt want in his nose was definitely a first.
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Mommy, do you want to listen to me count from One Thousand to One Million by fives?
- tonight's bedtime stall tactic
Mommy, do you want to listen to me count from One Thousand to One Million by fives?
Anecdotal Birthcontrol (@AnecdtlBrthCtrl) October 11, 2020
- tonight's bedtime stall tactic
me: it's bedtime now
kid: please let me do just ONE thing
me: ok
kid: *starts watching one movie*
me: it's bedtime now
The Dad (@thedad) October 25, 2019
kid: please let me do just ONE thing
me: ok
kid: *starts watching one movie*
3-year-old: Why cant we eat cars?
Me: Thats not even a real question.
3: I really want to know!
Shell ask anything to stall bed time.
3-year-old: Why cant we eat cars?
James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 6, 2014
Me: Thats not even a real question.
3: I really want to know!
Shell ask anything to stall bed time.
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If youre wondering just how hard kids will work to stall bedtime, tonight I had to pick out matching socks for a stuffed monkey and a stuffed unicorn, just in time for my 3-year-old to tell me all 482,927 reasons why dogs have tails.
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Me: Go to bed.
7-year-old: I have a question.
Me: What?
7: How many fingers does a pterodactyl have?
Now neither one of us is going to be able to sleep until I look this up.
Me: Go to bed.
James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 18, 2022
7-year-old: I have a question.
Me: What?
7: How many fingers does a pterodactyl have?
Now neither one of us is going to be able to sleep until I look this up.
Zoe's excuse 4 pushing her regular bedtime 15 min later last night? \"If I go to bed at 9:15 I'll get gas. If I go to bed at 9:30...I won't\"
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"If I go to bed at 9:15 I'll get gas. If I go to bed at 9:30...I won't"
Audra McDonald (@AudraEqualityMc) November 22, 2011
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If you want to know how weak my 6yo's bedtime excuse game is getting, she came downstairs last night and told me she was nauseous while smiling.
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me she was nauseous while smiling.
SpacedMom (@copymama) November 8, 2019
4 came walking out of the bedroom without permission after bedtime and when I looked at him he said, What!? Im just getting a carrot.
Ill give him credit, it is the most unique excuse Ive heard.
4 came walking out of the bedroom without permission after bedtime and when I looked at him he said, What!? Im just getting a carrot.
Momsense Ensues (@momsense_ensues) April 11, 2021
Ill give him credit, it is the most unique excuse Ive heard.
Kids will make any excuse to put bedtime off. My 5 year old came out crying because he forgot to floss
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My 5 year old came out crying because he forgot to floss
sabrina pinto (@sabrinacpinto) October 27, 2016
My 7yo came down after bedtime and said \"Either my head or my belly hurts, I'm not sure which one,\" and I enjoy that she's introducing a Choose Your Own Excuse format so I can really customize my experience.
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SpacedMom (@copymama) December 8, 2020
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Me: it's bedtime
4: why do I have to go to bed?
Me: it's important to your health
4: but we're all going to die
Me:
4: mom we just sleep until we die some day
Me: it's bedtime
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4: why do I have to go to bed?
Me: it's important to your health
4: but we're all going to die
Me:
4: mom we just sleep until we die some day
I dont think you cant be mad at me, Im sleep walking! Was as good of an excuse as my 9yo thought it was going to be when I caught her playing Fortnite in the living room an hour after bedtime.
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massage you..." #evilgeniuses
Robin O'Bryant (@robinobryant) September 5, 2013
\"My arms can't get comfortable.\"
-tonight's bedtime stall tactic
"My arms can't get comfortable."
Amy Dillon (@amydillon) August 6, 2014
-tonight's bedtime stall tactic
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My kid learned that saying he has to go poop is a guaranteed way to stall his bedtime, and now its his go-to tactic.
Ive never seen someone with so little shit so full of shit.
My kid learned that saying he has to go poop is a guaranteed way to stall his bedtime, and now its his go-to tactic.
WTFDAD (@daddydoubts) July 18, 2019
Ive never seen someone with so little shit so full of shit.
If you're afraid your kids can't think outside the box just say bedtime & watch with amazement all the things they come up with to stall.
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9 weeks ago one of our baby chicks died.
We had a chick funeral
4 has not mentioned the dead chick since.
Tonight, in a desperate attempt to stall bedtime 4 professed an undying sorrow for the loss of a chick we had for less than 24 hrs.
Kids are savage
9 weeks ago one of our baby chicks died.
Heather (@dishs_up) April 27, 2021
We had a chick funeral
4 has not mentioned the dead chick since.
Tonight, in a desperate attempt to stall bedtime 4 professed an undying sorrow for the loss of a chick we had for less than 24 hrs.
Kids are savage
My 4 year old earlier tonight said please before I go to bed please let me tell you about what happened today before embarking on what can only be described as a epic rambling bedtime avoidance filibuster that he was never going to end if it kept him from bedtime
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before embarking on what can only be described as a epic rambling bedtime avoidance filibuster that he was never going to end if it kept him from bedtime
Scone of Destiny (@SconeOf) October 12, 2020
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Tonight's bedtime stall tactics are brought to you by the question \"who invented peanut butter?\"
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Momma of Midgard (@MidgardMomma) July 28, 2014
Me: It's bedtime
4: Read one more book
Me: You're stalling
4: Whats stalling?
Me: When you try to not go to bed
4: Let's talk about stalling
Me: It's bedtime
The Alex Nevil (@TheAlexNevil) July 24, 2013
4: Read one more book
Me: You're stalling
4: Whats stalling?
Me: When you try to not go to bed
4: Let's talk about stalling
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No one has more shit on their to-do list than a kid whos just been told its bedtime
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","slug":"parenting","overridesSectionLabel":false},"url":"https://action.news/life/topic/parenting"},{"name":"Children","slug":"children","links":{"relativeLink":"topic/children","permalink":"https://action.news/topic/children","mobileWebLink":"https://action.news/topic/children"},"relegenceSubjectId":978576,"department":{"name":"Life","slug":"lifestyle"},"section":{"title":"Parenting","slug":"parents"},"topic":{"title":"Kids","slug":"kids","overridesSectionLabel":false},"url":"https://action.news/life/topic/kids"},{"name":"bedtime","slug":"bedtime","links":{"relativeLink":"topic/bedtime","permalink":"https://action.news/topic/bedtime","mobileWebLink":"https://action.news/topic/bedtime"},"url":"https://action.news/topic/bedtime"}],"isLiveblogLive":null,"isLiveblog":false,"cetUnit":"buzz_body","bodyAds":["\r\n\r\n","\r\n\r\n","\r\n\r\n"],"adCount":0},"isCollectionEmbed":false}">No one has more shit on their to-do list than a kid whos just been told its bedtime
MacgyveringMom22 (@MacgyveringM22) October 1, 2019
Me: Whhhyyyyyy do the kids insist on stalling their bedtime by talking, acting out, or taking improvised poops? Dont they know that they NEED to SLEEP???
Also me: *scrolls twitter until 1am every night*
Me: Whhhyyyyyy do the kids insist on stalling their bedtime by talking, acting out, or taking improvised poops? Dont they know that they NEED to SLEEP???
Richard Dean (@dad_on_my_feet) August 9, 2019
Also me: *scrolls twitter until 1am every night*
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