If something terrible were to happen to me. I'd like to think whoever found me would say "he had some really good tabs open." #livingalone

— Luke Johnson (@lukejohnsonpoet) December 15, 2014

There's no one to blame but myself. #LivingAlone #thestruggleisreal pic.twitter.com/kAtQNhr4Ew

— Chris Curran (@curranchris) November 20, 2015

Just told my burning food (out loud) to "hang on a sec". #livingalone

— Stephanie Yarborough (@smyarborough) March 8, 2016

Is it acceptable to get married just so I have someone to zip up my dresses for me? #livingalone

— MoNikki (@MoNikki) September 2, 2015

Shit, gotta tidy up. Food delivery guy is on their way. #DoorDash #LivingAlone

— jeff karpala (@jeffkarpala) November 24, 2015

It's really insane that buying a 12 pack of toilet paper today means I won't need to do it again until sometime in the fall #livingalone

— Court (@Courknob) July 31, 2016

Ignacio and Frederick, the spider and roach living in my bathtub have both passed. #rip #livingalone

— Amy Willis (@amynwillis) June 3, 2016

Just cooking chicken nuggets and doing my Ray Romano impression over and over, you? #livingalone

— Michael Donaghy (@michaeldonaghy) October 8, 2015

I literally just said the words "I've been practicing my meows to communicate..." #livingalone #goingcrazy ?

— Sarah Dearstyne (@sarahdee43) May 15, 2016

Honesty hour: I've farted more in the last month than I have my entire life. #livingalone #newhome #truth #letitgo #classybroad #happysunday

— Kimberly-Ann Truong (@trukimmy) April 3, 2016

Well, it finally happened. I definitely walked into the living room with no pants and the blinds up. #oops #livingalone

— KB (@sexydancrshrimp) June 10, 2016

Some days I feel like a strong, independent woman. Other days I spend half an hour trying to open a pickle jar. #livingalone

— Isabella Cooper (@bellacooper37) July 18, 2015

He then learned perhaps it's not the best idea to do backflips using his pull up bar alone at midnight. #livingalone #helpful #success

— Mick Lambuth (@MickLambuth) March 29, 2016

Taking off your bra while eating a sandwich #livingalone

— Christa Samson (@Oiseau_Noire) September 13, 2015

Does anyone else ever pretend you have a cooking show when you're making dinner and just narrate what you're doing? #livingalone

— Stacie Hecht (@Stacie_Hecht) July 13, 2016

Just gave a speech to my refrigerator. #LivingAlone

— Lindsey George (@Lindsey_Frenzy) April 3, 2016

I pretty much just watched an episode of criminal minds sitting on the couch more or less wrapped in only a towel, because #LivingAlone .

— Apparition Life (@ApparitionLife) July 10, 2016

Ever get naked while doing laundry to make sure every piece of clothing you own is clean? #livingalone

— The Wolf of Ryan St. (@JacobRossConner) December 28, 2013

last night i discovered my natural reaction to seeing a spider run along my kitchen floor is to throw coleslaw at it #livingalone

— daisy writes. (@daisywritesthis) July 2, 2015

*Adds "can put on duvet cover by herself without hurting self" on CV* #LivingAlone

— Deepali Agarwal (@DeepaliAgarwal_) November 10, 2014

No one here to judge me, but nobody else could have gotten popcorn kernels in the bathroom #livingalone #Bachelorette

— Lady Boots (@LadyOfOldBoots) March 16, 2016

*eats around moldy part of food* #LivingAlone

— Eric Pritchett (@ERCPRTCHTT) May 11, 2015

I think a neigbour just heard me laughing like a hyena on a tumblr post#livingalone

— (@solrundis) February 24, 2016

Pooping with the door open. You'll never know a truer form of freedom. #livingalone #prettysweet #visualize

— Ryan (@ryancmacnab) July 31, 2014