Since the current star of The Bachelorette will likely be riding into the sunset with a suitor who had a girlfriend directly before joining the show, heres a compelling counterpoint to reality TV fairytale fatigue: Lizzo .

The chart-topping, flute-playing, Tiny Desk-slaying artist has thrown her name into the mix to become the next Bachelorette, should ABC decide to hire outside of the franchise hey, its happened before, OK?

While the Truth Hurts singer admits shes not exactly a fan of the show, shes ready and willing to dole out some roses and kiss a couple of toads, with a few clear stipulations.

You know what, bitch? I would love to be the Bachelorette, she told Cosmopolitan in an interview published last week. If I was the Bachelorette, it would just be the coolest season ever. The men would have to be naked and they would have to wear little thong briefs and they would have to feed me grapes.