What does Kim Kardashians marriage to Kris Humphries have in common with a dragonflys lifespan? Theyre both longer-lasting than Michael Flynns tenure as President Donald Trumps national security adviser.
Flynn resigned Monday night, just 24 days into the role, amid allegations he discussed U.S. sanctions against Russia with the Russian ambassador in the weeks before Trump took office. If proven true, Flynn could be in violation of the Logan Act , which prohibits private citizens from negotiating with foreign governments.
Twitter users promptly responded to Flynns brief term with suggestions of things they say have had more staying power.
Below is a list of 15 of the best tweets.
To put things in perspective, THIS lasted longer than Michael Flynn's tenure in Trump's White House. pic.twitter.com/IyQSjv4Bih
— Diane N. Sevenay (@Diane_7A) February 14, 2017
I'm pretty sure at last one David Blaine stunt lasted longer than Mike Flynn's tenure as Nat'l Security Advisor.
— Blackneck Barca (@blaknek) February 14, 2017
@peterbakernyt @HiJCP I've had orgasms that lasted longer than Michael Flynn.
— Andy Eats Worms (@andyeatsworms) February 14, 2017
My dishwashing liquid lasts for at least 2 months, longer than Mike Flynn. And it's only 500ml! #MICHAELFLYNN #flynn
— Afiq Harraz (@AfiqH1507) February 14, 2017
I literally have boxes of biscuits in my #Cabinet with longer shelf lives than at least one #Cabinet member. #MichaelFlynn #FlynnResigns
— Jeff Fleischer (@jefffleischer) February 14, 2017
Stoned teenagers delivering pizzas to the wrong addresses have held onto their jobs longer than Michael Flynn did.
— Jim Vejvoda (@JimVejvoda) February 14, 2017
I have eggs in my refrigerator that have lasted longer than Michael Flynn...and they never lied to the American people even once.
— Sanho Tree (@SanhoTree) February 14, 2017
The average housefly lives 4 weeks, or 33% longer than #MichaelFlynn lasted as NatSec Advisor...
— Bryan with a Y (@jaxjaggywires) February 14, 2017
I have had ice creams that lasted longer than Michael Flynn.
— John Stevenson (@Stevorocket1) February 14, 2017
I have food in my fridge that lasted longer than Michael Flynn.
— Lacey (@Lacinha) February 14, 2017
I once had a fungal infection that lasted longer than #flynn #Flynnished #flynnOUT #FlynnResignation
— Mason B (@mibinred) February 14, 2017
The roll of paper towels in my kitchen lasted longer than Mike Flynn.
— Sarah Schechter (@SarahSoWitty) February 14, 2017
I've had colds that lasted longer than Flynn was National security Advisor. In fact milk bought when he assumed his role may still be good
— Jason Dupuis (@JayDupes) February 14, 2017
I lasted longer in high school football than Mike Flynn did in Trump's cabinet.
— Alexander Nazaryan (@alexnazaryan) February 14, 2017
And I was terrible at football.
My son has had bags of diapers that lasted longer than Flynn. https://t.co/Yzmkr6jz3D
— Gissur Simonarson (@GissiSim) February 14, 2017
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