After the Twitter account of Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) was caught liking a porn video this week, youd think the adult film industry would be excited about the publicity.

But not the porn stars above.

Watch these real X-rated actresses denounce the conservative politician (who says a staffer inadvertently pushed the like button) in this revealing Funny or Die clip. They proclaim that porn should be for all adults except him.

How am I supposed to explain to my family that Ted Cruz might watch my videos? one performer says.

I can see your tiny beady eyes staring at me and it gives my soul diarrhea, says another.