This simple dilemma has divided potential smartphone owners for years: Should I buy an iPhone or an Android device?

If you can't decide, perhaps this personality quiz will help.

It's based on the results of a Yahoo Tech survey of 1,000 smartphone owners. Yahoo asked the respondents whether they were iPhone or Android users and had them select personal preferences about pets, booze and sci-fi fandom. Opinions tended to be divided based on what smartphone platform people used.

We flipped around the results from Yahoo's survey, turning them into a personality quiz that tells you whether you're meant to own an iPhone or Android handset.

Get ready for some truth bombs: