One of the biggest scams in life was your mom saying she won't get angry if you say the truth from Showerthoughts

Ketchup makes bad food taste good and good food taste bad from Showerthoughts

Jiggling around cheap iPhone chargers to find the 'sweet spot' is the millennial version of tweaking a TV antenna. from Showerthoughts

7 billion people experienced this day in their own completely unique way. from Showerthoughts

Toast is just dough baked twice... from Showerthoughts

When you're watching a sunset, someone on the other side of the world is watching the same sun rise. from Showerthoughts

If your pet had a cell phone, theyd always have a picture of you as your wallpaper. from Showerthoughts

When someone says hold your horses theyre telling you to be stable from Showerthoughts

You have to be odd to be number one from Showerthoughts

You know you're old when you refer to Urban Dictionary way more than the Oxford Dictionary from Showerthoughts

Any machine can be a smoke machine if you use it incorrectly from Showerthoughts

Don't all gloves... Fit like a glove? from Showerthoughts

Rudolph's nose would just light up the fog, not reveal the path forward. from Showerthoughts

Australia has 3 As in it, each pronounced differently. from Showerthoughts

Our fingers have fingertips but our toes don't have toetips, yet we can tiptoe. from Showerthoughts

We are all about 3 minutes away from death but every breath resets the timer. from Showerthoughts

Bookmarks are most of the time used by people who dont want to mark up their books. from Showerthoughts

Beds are just wireless chargers for humans from Showerthoughts

People who are 37 this year are themselves 20+17. from Showerthoughts

Our world map could have been drawn upsidedown from Showerthoughts

Your wishes don't come true because somebody wished for everyone else's wishes not to happen. from Showerthoughts

We write things down but we type things up from Showerthoughts

If superheroes were real, theyd probably have sponsors. from Showerthoughts

If you add up all of the leap years, we're actually in 2022 already. from Showerthoughts

When train drivers begin their job, they literally do train. from Showerthoughts