If we think our native language, then most dogs would be thinking in barks. from Showerthoughts

At a certain point in your life, sitting at home alone, watching TV on a Friday night goes from being super depressing to the most enjoyable part of your week. from Showerthoughts

Grandmothers used to share old wives tales. Now they share fake news on social media. from Showerthoughts

Commuters probably get stuck in traffic with roughly the same group of people every day, just in a different order. from Showerthoughts

You don't realize how fast your parents saw you growing up until you see another child growing up. from Showerthoughts

Wouldnt it be cool if you could dream with other people, like multiplayer dreaming. from Showerthoughts

We always say Theres plenty of fish in the sea but theres also plenty of trash in the sea. from Showerthoughts

Saying count from 1 to 3 is doing just that from Showerthoughts

At 99.9999999999999999999958% empty space,the universe is aptly named in calling it space. from Showerthoughts

Us humans want peace so bad, we'll fight for it. from Showerthoughts

The percent charge on your phone is often a good indication of how productive youve been that day. from Showerthoughts

A circle on a screen can never be a true circle because it is made of square pixels. from Showerthoughts

We go to other peoples jobs on our days off. from Showerthoughts

Getting a dog is like getting a happiness loan that is payed back in 10 years with sadness. from Showerthoughts

Childhood is wanting the Jetson's flying car. Adulthood is wanting the Jetson's cleaning, cooking robot. from Showerthoughts

Being a YouTuber is this generations version of being in a band. from Showerthoughts

These new cars with pedestrian recognition and auto braking would be pretty useless in the zombie apocalypse from Showerthoughts

Flat earthers must be afraid that meteorites could hit the earth from underneath. from Showerthoughts

The phrase "think outside the box" is the most 'inside the box' thing to say for inspiration. from Showerthoughts

Your accent is your mouths font from Showerthoughts

If people only laughed in conversations when they truly found something humourous, conversations would be very awkward and tense. from Showerthoughts

It's horribly unfair that loud snorers can sleep through their own snoring. from Showerthoughts

Medical offices have a lot of nerve asking you to show up 15 minutes early but then not getting to you until 45 minutes after your scheduled time. from Showerthoughts