Soon-to-be regular citizen Donald Trump is in talks to launch a TV network after he loses the presidential race (due to the rigged system that, for some reason, made him the Republican nominee for president).

I know what youre thinking! I cant wait to find out what the shows are gonna be! I need to hate-DVR them, like, RIGHT NOW! Luckily, weve learned all about Trump TVs new fall lineup!

According to The Donald, this new TV network will be an incredible success! Absolutely nothing like: Trump Steaks, Trump Wine, Trump Mortgage, Trump Airlines, Trump University, The Apprentice, his contract with the USA Freedom Girls, his marriages, his healthy relationship with forgotten daughter Tiffany and his presidential campaign.

Lets look at the fall lineup for Trump TV: