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"As I've gotten older, it has become clear to me why the Grinch wanted to live alone with his dog."
No one "needs those days less" or more than anyone else.
Mark your calendars. A new single called "Rumors" is coming.
All of this alone time has been good for something, so we found social distancing-approved vibrators and more for the occasion.
WHAT'S HAPPENING
"People on Tinder are like, 'In town for my birthday weekend! Looking to catch Covid and feelings '"
I have not been in a committed relationship since my husband died nearly 21 years ago.
Bless your married friends' hearts, they mean well. But they have no idea what they're talking about.
"When a 22-year-old talks about how theyre going to be alone forever because dating is hard, I break out in hives."
@textsfromyourex isn't the only account you should be following post-split.
Lyrics include: "Would you like to sit next to me/ When you kiss me, I cant breathe."